
Navy Seal Copypasta Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
To comply with CERTAIN TERMS OF SERVICE our copywriter has adapted the infamous copypasta KidzBop style for the sake of this product description.
What the heck did you just frickinâ say about me, you little whiner? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed un-alives.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces (in minecraft). You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickinâ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can un-alive you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (in roblox) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre in frickinâ trouble, mister.
Specs
- 3.75" x 7.5"Â
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
- Updated Ranger Green Colorway
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
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Navy Seal Copypasta Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
To comply with CERTAIN TERMS OF SERVICE our copywriter has adapted the infamous copypasta KidzBop style for the sake of this product description.
What the heck did you just frickinâ say about me, you little whiner? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed un-alives.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces (in minecraft). You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickinâ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can un-alive you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (in roblox) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre in frickinâ trouble, mister.
Specs
- 3.75" x 7.5"Â
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
- Updated Ranger Green Colorway
Â
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
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To comply with CERTAIN TERMS OF SERVICE our copywriter has adapted the infamous copypasta KidzBop style for the sake of this product description.
What the heck did you just frickinâ say about me, you little whiner? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed un-alives.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces (in minecraft). You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my frickinâ words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the Internet?
Think again, buddy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, buddy.
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre frickin dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can un-alive you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâs just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (in roblox) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little poopy-head.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your stinking tongue.
But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you big jerk. I will rain fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre in frickinâ trouble, mister.
Specs
- 3.75" x 7.5"Â
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
- Updated Ranger Green Colorway
Â
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.























